I always wanted to be a European movie star, wear giant sunglasses, elaborate neck scarves, smoke hand-rolled cigarettes, and have savoir faire and gravitas. Imagine my good fortune when Kate Winslet moved into my neighborhood, rang my door bell and said, ‘Dahling Sam [Mendes] is off shooting, and I believe our children are the same age. Could they possibly have a play date and oh, by the way, it’s almost 9 o’clock and I’ve had nothing to drink, do you have any wine?

What happened next? Witherspoon’s not telling, calling the duo’s exploits all, "Too bawdy or tawdry or drunken to tell!"

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